- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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