- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Nuneaton..

I'm HIV positive.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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