your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Kys

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Who is it?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Women's Rights

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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