A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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