- Anti Joke

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Choir.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A man walked into a bar owch

Waseem is a hard worker.

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