- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

LIFE :(

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Who is it?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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