Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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I would rape her

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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