Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Nickelback

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Corn Muffins

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