- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How did th-A fridge.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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