- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What you reading? reading?

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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