- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's red, blue & green all over?

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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