- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

hey, my names mark.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Chinese men having large penis.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

THE END.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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