A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A blind man watches TV

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Christians pornstars.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Dont read this joke

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Justin

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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