- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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