Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

sharks

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

You have friends

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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