- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Paper shield.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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