- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Ron Paul for President!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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