Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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