what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

America

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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