what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

thumb_up thumb_down

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

thumb_up thumb_down

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down

69

thumb_up thumb_down

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

thumb_up thumb_down -2

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops