- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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