What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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woman's rights

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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The Holocaust

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Needless to say,

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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