A man penetrates another man.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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