2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Republicans

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A child walks into a classroom.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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