- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

VAGINA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Jews

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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