What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Potato!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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