Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

good one jess !!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

more chocolate?

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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