You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Jimmy Saville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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