- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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