"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black person walks out of KFC

thumb_up thumb_down +12

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Mormons having fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

1

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I had friends on the Death Star.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops