- Anti Joke

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Me Neither.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo