- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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