What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What does two plus two equal? 4

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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