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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

2 + 2 = fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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