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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Cows are land manatees.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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