Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Barack Obama plays basketball

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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