What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

david poredos

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what's worst than being gay? being black

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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