prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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mark lawson likes boys

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Testicles.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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