A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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