- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

WOw you have no life

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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