- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Whats red and dirty? Her period

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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