Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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tims sty:)

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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9/11.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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