- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

speak now or forever hold your pee

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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