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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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