Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Bob Saget

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

homework

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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