- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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kesha is a virgin.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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