- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Punching a baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Republicans

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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