Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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david what a baghead

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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