- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Black people having a Job.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

children burning

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself