have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Psychics.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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