Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

thumb_up thumb_down -1

69

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I love pissing people off :P

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Faithful men.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -1

This is a random Anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

thumb_up thumb_down -3

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops