- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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