how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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