- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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