What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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The jets are a good team..

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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