- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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