- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Guess what. Chicken butt.

u suck

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

pudding

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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