This is an anti-anti-joke.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

This is not a joke.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Tunechi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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