- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Is maynaise an instrument?

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did? Yes

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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