- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Women Sports.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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