- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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