- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

You and your parents are going to die today

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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