- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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