What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Poop...

stinky boner

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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I died shortly after writing this.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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