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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Knock, Knock ...

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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