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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

mark is religion

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

call me maybe.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Fat people

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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