- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Womens' sports

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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